Wani Igga’s ‘Baba Ja’ song to become an alternative national anthem

A popular and simple tune composed by Wani Igga is about to be officially endorsed as an alternative national anthem of the world’s newest nation.

South Sudan’s very own ‘Young Tycoon’ found stuck in a pay-as-you-go VIP toilet

South Sudanese billionaire aka The Young Tycoon, the step-son of the former SPLA Chief of General Staff Gen. Paul Malong Awan, was reportedly visibly distressed after being stuck for around two hours in a deluxe state-of-the-art pay-as-you-go VIP toilet in an undisclosed holiday resort when all his VISA credit cards were rejected just moments after the USA imposed sanctions on his step-father and froze all his ass-ets.

Sudan donates funds to enable broke ‘sister’ South Sudan celebrate independence day

The Sudanese embassy in Juba, South Sudan has announced that its government in Khartoum – embarrassed that South Sudan was too broke to celebrate its independence anniversary – will donate around half a million dollars towards nation-wide celebrations commemorating the independence of the world’s youngest nation.

South Sudan JIA to donate air-stairs to Ethiopia’s Gambella Airport

Embarrassing pictures making rounds on the internet showing respectable South Sudanese generals and war veterans in Gambella Airport, Ethiopia struggling to climb a construction-type ladder to get into a passenger plane has struck a nerve with patriotic can-donate-state-property people in Juba and they have decided to help that struggling airport in Ethiopia by donating – not one- but two air-stairs.

‘Peace dove is too white, too trained,’ GOSS revokes flight permit for one of the Machar’s peace doves

After days of waiting to finally fly-in in-style to great aplomb, one of the Machar’s peace-doves today got his flight permit revoked by government authorities who gave no reason leaving many to speculate that that particular dove had become “too light-white, too-trained and too SPLM-IO brainwashed” that its release and flight on the day will steal the show, carry out unprecedented flight-manoeuvres and risks displaying Machar in shining halo of peaceful light that could, to an untrained eye (and cameras), make him appear like a leader that his is not.

Concerns increase over SSudan temperature rise, former-rebels deny responsibility

The near deadly rise in temperature witnessed across South Sudan is becoming a peace-threatening matter. Senior government officials have claimed they have evidence that the rebel-turned-peace-partner (SPLM-IO) is responsible for the phenomena – an allegation strongly rebuked by the SPLM-IO, saying the claim is as laughable and unrealistic as saying the second VP Igga had a disagreement with President Kiir.