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South Sudan’s very own ‘Young Tycoon’ found stuck in a pay-as-you-go VIP toilet

South Sudanese billionaire aka The Young Tycoon, the step-son of the former SPLA Chief of General Staff Gen. Paul Malong Awan, was reportedly visibly distressed after being stuck for around two hours in a deluxe state-of-the-art pay-as-you-go VIP toilet in an undisclosed holiday resort when all his VISA credit cards were rejected just moments after the USA imposed sanctions on his step-father and froze all his ass-ets.

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Sudan donates funds to enable broke ‘sister’ South Sudan celebrate independence day

The Sudanese embassy in Juba, South Sudan has announced that its government in Khartoum – embarrassed that South Sudan was too broke to celebrate its independence anniversary – will donate around half a million dollars towards nation-wide celebrations commemorating the independence of the world’s youngest nation.

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South Sudan JIA to donate air-stairs to Ethiopia’s Gambella Airport

Embarrassing pictures making rounds on the internet showing respectable South Sudanese generals and war veterans in Gambella Airport, Ethiopia struggling to climb a construction-type ladder to get into a passenger plane has struck a nerve with patriotic can-donate-state-property people in Juba and they have decided to help that struggling airport in Ethiopia by donating – not one- but two air-stairs.

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‘Peace dove is too white, too trained,’ GOSS revokes flight permit for one of the Machar’s peace doves

After days of waiting to finally fly-in in-style to great aplomb, one of the Machar’s peace-doves today got his flight permit revoked by government authorities who gave no reason leaving many to speculate that that particular dove had become “too light-white, too-trained and too SPLM-IO brainwashed” that its release and flight on the day will steal the show, carry out unprecedented flight-manoeuvres and risks displaying Machar in shining halo of peaceful light that could, to an untrained eye (and cameras), make him appear like a leader that his is not.

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Concerns increase over SSudan temperature rise,  former-rebels deny responsibility

The near deadly rise in temperature witnessed across South Sudan is becoming a peace-threatening matter. Senior government officials have claimed they have evidence that the rebel-turned-peace-partner (SPLM-IO) is responsible for the phenomena – an allegation strongly rebuked by the SPLM-IO, saying the claim is as laughable and unrealistic as saying the second VP Igga had a disagreement with President Kiir.

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Chinese bakery burned down after failing to deliver thousands of pre-ordered birthday cakes

At least two brand-new bakeries belonging to a Chinese investor have been torched or vandalized by angry customers in South Sudan after the bakery took 1st-January birthday-cake orders but was unable to deliver all 11 thousand of them (plus a promotional free bottle of Champagne per order).
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