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Israelis reveal fatal flaw as its CCTV facial recognition software is ‘unfamiliar with South Sudanese faces’

Coming just weeks after the launch of a multi-million dollar CCTV and drones project to curb crime in the city of Juba, the Israeli firm behind the project has finally admitted that its software is unable to correctly differentiate one dark South Sudanese face from another especially at night. As a result, no criminal can legally be arrested or convicted of being a ‘domestic rebel’ as crimes continue to reign supreme around town.
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CCTV and drones system to be used in the fight against ‘domestic rebels’

Just days after the launching of the first drone surveillance system in Juba, and the installation of the 11 CCTV cameras originally intended to curb crime, Saakam has learned the scheme has been expanded to track down ‘domestic rebels’ such as illegal sex workers, sinning and adulterous husbands and wives getting all illegal in hotels and brothels across the capital.

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Prophet Bushiri to lead South Sudan salaries-prayers day

The Malawian Prophet and multi-millionaire tycoon Shepherd Bushiri who is currently in South Sudan to explore investment opportunities in the oil sector, is scheduled to lead the nation in a miracle prayer session on Friday and seek the divine intervention of his close-friend, God the Father of Baby Jesus, to pay some six-months in arrears that the government owes its civil servants.

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South Sudan bans own National Anthem, says was composed by rebels

Authorities in Juba, South Sudan have imposed a ban, effective immediately, on the national anthem of the world’s newest nation, making the singing of it an offence which will be punishable under the country’s treason laws.

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South Sudan anticipates mass exodus of refugees after Twitter 280-character expansion

South Sudan anticipates many more of its population to flee the country as Twitter doubles its character limit, Saakam has learned.

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Suspicious earthquake rocks Juba, King Malong denies responsibility

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