Oprah Winfrey has been named the new Special Advisor to South Sudan or SASS for short…
South Sudan’s Minister of Gender, Child-Marriage and Child-Soldiers has communicated that President Salva Kiir has secured a $8 million grant from the United Arab Emirates (UAE) to train, prepare and supply South Sudanese housemaids.
Reliable reports reaching Saakam suggest that the deposed former President of Sudan, who is an indicted war criminal and pursued by the International Court, has been secretly flown to Juba, South Sudan.
Day-one of the ecumenical and diplomatic retreat at the Vatican has already started to show promising signs for South Sudan as Pope Francis rebaptises Pres. Kiir’s and rechristens him ‘Joshua’ in preparation for his revitalised role to lead, in accordance to God’s will, what is left of the world’s newest nation.
A leader of the South Sudan Opposition Alliance has travelled to Western Equatoria State to consult his ancestral gods on the slow implementation of the revitalized peace deal.
An unknown number of petrified government MPs have confided to a Catholic Bishop that they are afraid, terrified, insecure and feel very much powerless in their roles as honourable members of the National Legislative Assembly (NLA) in the current government in the world’s newest nation headed by Pres. Salva Kiir Mayardit.