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Happy Electricity Day – Pres. Kiir wishes Juba residents

November 21 – Juba Electrification Day – has been declared National Electricity Day and will from the next 20 year be observed as such – the President of the world’s newest nation has spoken.
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Makuei: Bishops and Imams soon to be appointed by presidential decree

With an ever-growing influence, presence and partaking of religious leaders in politics, high-level meetings and photo-ops with the president, it is only a matter of time before I’ve-been-feet-kissed-by-the-Pope President Salva Kiir assumes control and appoints able, loyal and like-minded spiritual leaders to head our religious branches of government –
Minister of Information Mike Makuei told reporters.

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Deposed Gen Malong urges supporters to join Gen Cirillo’s NAS

Unseated from his throne as leader of South Sudan United Front/Army (SSUF/A) former-Army-Chief-turned-rebel General Paul Malong is said to be urging his followers to join General Thomas’ National Salvation Front aka NAS to continue the struggle to restore unity and dignity of the people of South Sudan.

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Kiir gives Machar a tour of the 2016 J1 battlefield

In what many witnesses described as one of the most heart-touching moments of Dr Machar’s visit to Juba since escaping death for the second time, Pres. Salva Kiir walked hand-in-hand with Machar as he slowly guided Dr Machar through the 2016 J1 battlefield where hundreds of soldiers from both sides perished.

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Dr Biong declares Kiir victor, urges all opposition to surrender

Dr Luka Biong has openly declared that the Juba regime under Pres. Kiir has won the war. The SPLM-IO and all the other opposition groups have no other option but to suck up to this bitter fact, come running back to Juba and ask to be pardoned by the invincible President Salva Kiir Mayardit.

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Boeing accepts challenge to build Kiir’s $73M crash-proof jet

Presented with what appears to be a set of impossible requirements, Boeing has stepped up to the challenge and agreed to build a pimped out, crash-proof, 4 wheel-drive, 7-seater $73M presidential jet for the President of the world’s newest nation,

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