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Panic on Wall Street as South Sudan threatens to devalue the US dollar in protest of the US Arms Embargo

Near panic is spreading in Wall Street following reports that South Sudan is threatening to devalue all 160 billion US dollars “within its reach” as a bold reaction to the recently imposed arms embargo on the country, and has given Trump’s administration a week to reverse their actions or face their own demise – a spokesperson of the government told reporters today.  Continue reading “Panic on Wall Street as South Sudan threatens to devalue the US dollar in protest of the US Arms Embargo”

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Church, government find single mother’s choice of baby’s name weird

A single mother in Juba has been the talk of the town, the subject of talk-show and headline news after a priest in a baptism ceremony refused point blank to christen her baby boy the name she had chosen.
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Malong: Ateny Wek unfit to label me a rebel

Following the labeling of ex-SPLA Chief of General Staff by Presidential Spokesperson Ateny Wek as “a rebel”, the former was quick to rubbish him back saying the Presidential Spokesperson is “a nobody and unfit to pronounce my name let alone label me as a rebel.”

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Prophet Bushiri to lead South Sudan salaries-prayers day

The Malawian Prophet and multi-millionaire tycoon Shepherd Bushiri who is currently in South Sudan to explore investment opportunities in the oil sector, is scheduled to lead the nation in a miracle prayer session on Friday and seek the divine intervention of his close-friend, God the Father of Baby Jesus, to pay some six-months in arrears that the government owes its civil servants.

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South Sudan bans own National Anthem, says was composed by rebels

Authorities in Juba, South Sudan have imposed a ban, effective immediately, on the national anthem of the world’s newest nation, making the singing of it an offence which will be punishable under the country’s treason laws.

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South Sudan anticipates mass exodus of refugees after Twitter 280-character expansion

South Sudan anticipates many more of its population to flee the country as Twitter doubles its character limit, Saakam has learned.

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