Search

Saakam!

Sharing News Like It Never Happened, Making You Think Like You Count

Category

Serious

Personal doctor hints that Pres. Kiir has breast cancer

Out of what he says are pure concerns for the health of his patient, the personal physician of the President of South Sudan Dr. Mawien Akot – a renowned Breast Cancer specialist – has revealed that the President has multiple health issues, and joins others in advising the leader of South Sudan to step down as his cocktail of Scottish whisky and medical marijuana treatments have failed to cure his ailments.

Continue reading “Personal doctor hints that Pres. Kiir has breast cancer”

Advertisements

Major diplomatic row after US embassy official asks Pres. Kiir’s head-size

A ‘rookie’ US Embassy official is said to have caused a diplomatic row – that has since been contained – between the host government of South Sudan and the USA after he ‘officially’ requested to know ‘the dimensions’ of Pres. Salva Kiir’s head.

Continue reading “Major diplomatic row after US embassy official asks Pres. Kiir’s head-size”

School awards First Lady Ayendit honorary primary school leaving certificate

A primary school in Kwajok, Gogrial State in South Sudan has awarded the recently reappointed First Lady Ayendit Mayardit an honorary Primary School Leaving Certificate – one of her first and only academic certificates – as appreciation for her generous contributions to the school.

Continue reading “School awards First Lady Ayendit honorary primary school leaving certificate”

SPLM-IO fires, detains own press-secretary over Juba-shootings misinformation

South Sudan’s peace partner the SPLM-IO has detained the press-secretary in the office its leadership, relieved him of his duties and disarmed him of internet-connected devices after he allegedly spread false information about the cause of the shootings, and his false account has already been internationally publicised as cause of shootings in Juba.

Continue reading “SPLM-IO fires, detains own press-secretary over Juba-shootings misinformation”

Jieng Parish protesters take over SSTV, claim Machar’s peace ‘propaganda’ is too much

In what has been jokingly coined an attempted chicken coup, a handful of protesters comprising mainly of disgruntled youth from the recent Jieng Parish protest temporarily overran the national broadcasting cooperation in protest against the disproportionate time and resources allocated on the state-run TV station to the former rebel-leader and current First Vice President Riek Machar.

Continue reading “Jieng Parish protesters take over SSTV, claim Machar’s peace ‘propaganda’ is too much”

South Sudan JIA to donate air-stairs to Ethiopia’s Gambella Airport

Embarrassing pictures making rounds on the internet showing respectable South Sudanese generals and war veterans in Gambella Airport, Ethiopia struggling to climb a construction-type ladder to get into a passenger plane has struck a nerve with patriotic can-donate-state-property people in Juba and they have decided to help that struggling airport in Ethiopia by donating – not one- but two air-stairs.

Continue reading “South Sudan JIA to donate air-stairs to Ethiopia’s Gambella Airport”

Create a free website or blog at WordPress.com.

Up ↑