Ousted former South Sudan oil minister rejoins Riek Machar’s rebel group

After getting fired in a televised presidential decree in Juba a few days ago, South Sudan’s former minister of Petroleum Ambassador Ezekiel Lol Gatkouth has reportedly fled to Khartoum aboard a secretly chartered plane, and announced his return to the mother SPLM-IO of Dr. Riek Machar.

Deposed Former President of Sudan Omar el-Bashir Secretly Flown to Juba

Reliable reports reaching Saakam suggest that the deposed former President of Sudan, who is an indicted war criminal and pursued by the International Court, has been secretly flown to Juba, South Sudan.

Pope Francis rebaptises Pres. Kiir, names him ‘Joshua’

Day-one of the ecumenical and diplomatic retreat at the Vatican has already started to show promising signs for South Sudan as Pope Francis rebaptises Pres. Kiir’s and rechristens him ‘Joshua’ in preparation for his revitalised role to lead, in accordance to God’s will, what is left of the world’s newest nation.

Intimidated MPs confide to Bishop about Kiir’s rule of terror, ask for asylum for their souls

An unknown number of petrified government MPs have confided to a Catholic Bishop that they are afraid, terrified, insecure and feel very much powerless in their roles as honourable members of the National Legislative Assembly (NLA) in the current government in the world’s newest nation headed by Pres. Salva Kiir Mayardit.

JCE’s inspired plan to manage Pres. Kiir’s ‘happiness issue’

The Jieng Council of Elders (JCE) is recommending the creation of a specialised High Commission that will monitor, manage and sustain the state of happiness of Pres. Kiir. This comes after a recent independent study concluded that the state of the nation suffers, thousands die and many more pack their bags when Pres. Salva Kiir Mayardit is unhappy.

Young Tycoon: I am not a Billionaire, in Dinka that word does not exist…

Self-proclaimed ‘blessed-by-Jesus’ billionaire Lawrence Lual Malong Yor Junior – aka as Young Tycoon – has issued a third press release clarifying that he is “not a Billionaire. In Dinka, that word does not exist. It is confusing… no one has ever had a billion cows!”