The Malawian Prophet and multi-millionaire tycoon Shepherd Bushiri who is currently in South Sudan to explore investment opportunities in the oil sector, is scheduled to lead the nation in a miracle prayer session on Friday and seek the divine intervention of his close-friend, God the Father of Baby Jesus, to pay some six-months in arrears that the government owes its civil servants.
A High Court judge in Juba, who appears to have had enough with the never-ending cases of forgery and theft in the Office of the President of South Sudan (OOPSS), has ordered the President to ‘change his official signature’ or else he [the President] and his OOPSS will be held accountable for making it too easy to rob and loot resources that legally belong to the struggling state.
Just moments after the President of South Sudan issued an order re-dividing the under 5year old world newest nation into 28 states, the French cheese-maker renowned for its brand ‘The Laughing Cow’ or ‘La Vache Qui Rit’ issued its own press release announcing its intentions to open shop in LOL state, one of the new states.
The South Sudan Catholic Bishops’ Council (SSCBC) has written a strong worded letter addressed to Vice President Wani Igga cautioning him (for one last time) against flirting with ‘false Prophets’ – an act that is strongly in contrast with the Catholic faith to which the VP is a believed to be a respected and influential follower.
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The government of Central Equatoria State (CES) has announced the mysterious disappearance of thousands of ‘Ghost Names’ from government pay-sheets just days after it launched a state-wide cleansing operation aimed at ridding it of corruption. Continue reading “CES reports mysterious disappearance of ‘Ghost Names’ after pay-roll cleansing operations”